There once was Glee and Family

I don't watch Modern Family

But wanted it to lose to Glee

I guess I can't judge

And don't hold a grudge

But it seems much more ordinary.

There once was a show that got Lost

So Mad Men the Emmy did score

I'm sorry, I think it's a bore

It was a great mystery

Will go down in history

I wish Lost did not get ignored

There once was an Emmy for Claire

Apparently Claire Danes was great

In a role that's so Emmy bait

So was she delirious

With her "like, for serious"

Or is she still Angela Chase?

There once was a Clooney named George

George Clooney is a total badass

His intentions are really first class

His speech can't be beat

Kept it short and sweet

And even peppered in some sass.

There once was an incestuous system

Awards shows should not win awards

Although I can't say I was floored

It's way too inbred

Voters are brain dead

No surprise that The Tonys scored.

There once was a show I won't watch

I know people love Breaking Bad

But it seems unmercifully sad

Was rooting for Fox

Or Chandler, who rocks

For either of those I'd be glad.

There once was an opening salvo

So this year I'm pulling for Lost

In hopes that Mad Men will get tossed

But Mad Men won writing

Uphill Lost is fighting

It's chances might begin to frost :(